unfitney

ok, for those of you who know me, you are quite aware that i love myself some celebrity gossip. actually, i thrive on celebrity gossip. i honestly can't help it. i think it all emerged at a young age when i thought that someday i was going to be famous, so i had to watch and see what the celebrities do in their everyday lives. and since then, i wait every weekend by the mailbox for my people magazine subscription and check perez hilton compulsively throughout the day.

now, britney spears happens to be one of my favorite train wrecks. she honestly brought it upon herself in the past, and she is a fame whored bitch, thus deserving every single person calling her crazy and diluted. however, the incident from the past 24 hours is actually not funny. she is a seriously unstable person, and her poor children are in the process of being completely fucked up. when i saw the paparazzi clinging to britney's ambulance, not even allowing her to pass through, i was done. she is trying to get to the hospital, and people are glued to the car looking inside. granted, the shots of her looking out of her mind were astonishing, but this is a person's mental health we are talking about here, not a boob job or tummy tuck. i actually for the first time ever feel sorry for her. HOWEVER.... if she is a complete fuck up and does nothing to help herself, then she deserves to have cameras in her face at all times (taking a walk, taking a swim, taking a shit) and should have her babies taken away from her FOR LIFE. seriously britney, if you don't do it for your fuckup self, do it for your kids. they don't have good role models as is (britney?? kfed??? JAIME LYNN????) so it would be nice to have somewhat of a stable mother.

so everyone listen to lynne spears and say a prayer. i hope britney comes to her senses and gets rid of the crazy. and now back to watching lindsay lohan fall off the wagon and continue ruining her career. yesssssssss

~annalisa